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I am the very model of a modern clone Neanderthal.
I maintain no connection to my ancient forebears, none at all.
I do not hunt for Irish elk or mammoth like my ancestors;
Instead, I feed on vegetables and meat from local grocery stores.
I would much rather read a book than hunt with arrows, bows, or spears,
And I have less in common with the caveman than my human peers.
I know all sorts of fascinating facts on which you may inquire,
Unknown to ancient primitives astounded by the wheel and fire.
I wear a dapper three-piece suit with leather loafers, tie, and belt
To make my disregard quite clear for prehistoric tiger pelt.
I wear these clothes to showcase my politeness and civility,
And keep my face clean-shaven so to broadcast my gentility.
Although a non-Neanderthal may harbor hidden doubt I can,
I may accomplish any task as well as any modern man.
To accomplish any vision, task, or goal, I have the wherewithal,
I am the very model of a modern clone Neanderthal!
:icondodoman1:
Preview of a musical script I'm beginning early work on.

Sung to the tune of "Modern Major General Song", if that was unclear.
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That was marvelous!
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~dodoman1 May 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks!
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~whalewithlegs May 15, 2012  Student General Artist
I laughed so hard XD ... you need to sing this & record it!!!
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~dodoman1 May 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol, perhaps.
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*rupted May 15, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Yes!
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